Saturday, November 6th, 2004
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4:14 am - Won't you be my neighbor?
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Everyone add me as a friend. I'm lonely. I need more friends. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please?
thanks.
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Monday, November 1st, 2004
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1:18 am - and now i'm back, from outer space...
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ah yes, i have returned!
I was unemployed for a while and moved to NYC. Now I'm pimping myself out to anyone with the cash. P. Diddy recently paid me half a mil to wear one of his shirts around the streets of New York. Here I am in Times Square with few cute tourists:
They are cute aren't they? Man, the times we had later that night! I can't even begin to describe it. It makes me blush just thinking about it.
So, if you're out there with money, looking for advertisement, hook a chicken up.
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Thursday, April 18th, 2002
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2:49 pm - Are you ready to rock?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for...
That's right, David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar and the Good Records chicken. Together on tour for the first time ever. Get ready, we're going to rock your socks off!
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Thursday, October 4th, 2001
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3:11 pm - when in rome...
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Monday, January 22nd, 2001
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3:51 pm - Convict?
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The gall of some people. I was actually arrested the other day while shopping at whole foods (i am a vegetarian you know). turns out i was mistaken for one of the 7 texas prison escapees. I was detained at the Dallas County Jail overnight, thus causing me to miss Saturday night's Baboon show.
I'm planning a lawsuit against the city of Dallas, the FBI, the ATF and Whole Foods. I mean, come on, do I look like any of those guys? I didn't think so either.
My favorite radio station is back online, everyone be sure to check it out: Radio Good.
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Thursday, December 21st, 2000
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4:17 pm - long live america
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Well, maybe the discrimination in this country isn't as bad as i once thought. In an effort to reach across party lines, President-elect Bush has appointed me to be Secretary of Agriculture. With my vast experience and knowledge of agricultural issues affecting both farmers and animals, my confirmation in the Senate should go without a hitch.... so the pundits tell me.. I am delighted and honored to have the opportunity to represent not only my people, but all Americans. Here is a recent photo with me and President-elect Bush and Vice President-elect Cheney:
I am not a crook
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Thursday, December 7th, 2000
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11:09 pm - party party
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I went to a party the other night and i had a lot of fun. i think. i've been thinking a lot about it and i really haven't determined yet whether or not i had fun.
For a long time, there was this 87 year old lady running around with no clothes on. I'm not sure if she was just crazy or if she was getting paid. I think the latter, but that's messed up. You couldn't pay me any amount of money to see that again. There was this one time where this big frat boy looking guy did a line of cocaine off her bare ass. that was crazy.
But then the night got better, because Claire Danes was there. She was really nice. I wish it had been her that was running around with no clothes on, but oh well. She was hitting on me all night, though, it was kind of pathetic. see here's the proof:
In this photo she's grabbing my ass and I'm blushing. You can't tell though because it's a black and white photo. Maybe next time.
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Monday, December 4th, 2000
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8:03 pm - mrs. claus
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so, there's a rumor going around that i did something dastardly act with Mrs. Claus when Santa wasn't around. I don't know where people get such garbage. Here's the proof that Santa produced:
I mean, come on Santa, you're going to have to so better than that. That looks pretty innocent doesn't it? That's what I thought. I think Santa is just a bit jealous because he's been putting on a few pounds over the years and maybe Mrs. Claus is looking around for a new, young, spring chicken. No pun intended.
current music: NP: Jingle Bells
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Tuesday, November 28th, 2000
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2:58 pm - work?
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I'm here at work right now. what do i do you ask? well, when you're a chicken, your possibilities are pretty limited. You can't imagine the discrimination in this country. I'm a mascot. It's not a bad gig. I work for this cool record store here in Dallas:  Like I said, it's not bad. They let me go to the good shows around town and pass out flyers and stuff. I get in for free, all I have to do is wear their shirt. Fair deal.
I think my next appearance is scheduled for December 14 at the Lakewood Theater. there's a band playing there at 7:30 called the Polyphonic Spree. I was at one of their other shows and they were pretty good. I'm looking forward to this show as well. I love the holidays and I hear Santa is supposed to be there.
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Monday, November 27th, 2000
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10:22 pm - Still.... a crisis
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Here's where I thought I was Elliott Smith:
Obviously, I'm not Elliott Smith. But hey, I don't do smack either.
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9:52 pm - Identity crisis
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Well this is my first entry on here. I'm looking at all the beautiful people... and there are so many of you. I only hope that you people will think I too am beautiful.
It's not easy being a chicken. Sometimes I feel my life lacks substance. We shall see. Some of you may know me... or at least think you know me. I like to go to rock shows here in Dallas. Maybe you've seen me there.
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